By: Mike “MC Grandmaster DJ Kool” Jones

Having recently graduated from the Air Force Academy’s drone operation program, earlier today Lieutenant Kyle Bradshaw frustratedly waited for the batteries on his brand new drone to charge. According to sources, Colonel Steve Campbell roused Bradshaw this morning, saying there was a “big surprise” in the hanger. Bradshaw, who was being such a “good little boy,” grinned ear to ear and sprinted downstairs–only to find that he needed to charge the gizmo. The flyboy reported, “It’s just not fair!” adding, “I want to play with it now!” Campbell sternly rebuked this impatience saying, “Hey, Lieutenant Bradshaw, don’t be such a little stinker!” At press time, Bradshaw was standing in his footie pajamas silently staring at the plane, waiting for the charger’s little light to turn from red to green.