Overworked Freshmen Inquire about Housing in Wells
By: Robben DeCash and Skell Eaton Following their first experience with the stressful nature of college finals, numerous freshmen have begun inquiring about taking up residency in the glass study…
OP-ED: Dabbing is Dangerous and Killing Youth
By: Barry Vile The day that I watched my 10-year-old brother get hit by a car while dabbing in a crosswalk is the day I realized that our country's youth…
Purdue Sleeper Agent Discovered in Kelley, Hostage Crisis Ensues
By: Jug R. Not Professor Bersching’s financial accounting class was abruptly halted yesterday when a student’s audible joke about Purdue University activated the programming of a Krannert School of Management…