Tired of drinking alone in your apartment on a Wednesday afternoon? Escaping from your roommates fucking like a pair of baboons in heat? Raise the bar for your drinking experience!

The Scuba Dive Bar
After a few drinks she looks like a mermaid.

McNutt Bar
Re-live freshman year for triple the price.

Your Neighbor’s Basement Every Other Wednesday When His Landlord Isn’t There
You kinda know Dave.

The Bar-Bell
You’ll pay for a year, but then throw up after the second time and decide not to go back.

The Salad Bar
Don’t try the Thousand Long Island.

Recess
You kinda have to drink the Kool-Aid with this one.

Flavortown
Featuring frosted tips and cheesy dips.

The Bar Exam Bar
You’ve only got a 60% chance of getting a drink, but you’re definitely going to be an alcoholic anyway.

The Caboose
The gay bar you go to when you’re visiting from West Lafayette.

“The Saloon” But it’s a Salon and You Misread The Sign
It’s got the hottest girls in town.

The Car Bar
“Just put the DUI on my tab.”

Literally Just Walking Down Kirkwood With a Flask
Fulfilling the IU promise.