12 Things That Will Make Jesus Reconsider Dying For Your Sins
By: Jake Spear You address Him in your prayers as "My Heavenly Daddy" It's easy to mix up Jesus with his dad, so he might give you a pass for…
The Immortal John Arthos: The Man, The Myth, The Legend
By: Sutton Lee Seymour, Jake Spear, Bismo Falcor In a forgotten classroom in the basement of Sycamore Hall, a humble public and oral communications professor sits at his desk, ferociously…
The 2018 IUSA Circlejerk: Who’s Gonna Come First?
By: Jake Spear It’s election day at IU, and that means it's time to get out and vote for one of 3 nearly identical tickets who just want to pad…
McRobbie to Replace Brick Paths With Polished Marble to Further Reduce Friction
By: Jonathan Pollack BLOOMINGTON, IN-- President Michael McRobbie announced on Tuesday that, as part of new Phase 3 construction across campus, brick pathways throughout campus will be replaced with polished…
BREAKING: School of Global and International Studies To Host Oppressive Dictator Speaker Series
By: Fredrick Venus BLOOMINGTON-- Beginning in April, Indiana University's SGIS will be hosting a slew of dictators from around the world in a speaker series entitled, “Fists of Iron, Hearts…
11 Underrated Spring Break Destinations
By: Aesthetic Danger Still not sure where to spend the next week? Check out Flipside's list of great alternative spring break destinations! 12 underrated destinations for Spring Break: 1. North…
BREAKING: Senate Passes Bill to Arm Teachers to Fight Against Radical Student Factions
By: Mack E. Velli Washington DC - In the midst of mass destabilization of school zones around the nation, Senator Dan Puppet (R - Virginia) has introduced a bill with…
BREAKING: Student Running Cockfighting Ring Out of Dorm Room Cites Loophole in Roommate Agreement
By: Cleetus Haversham BLOOMINGTON-- Following the trail of blood and feathers leading from Gresham Dining Hall to the Foster Hall B Tower, Bloomington PD recently apprehended freshman Justin Stevens, for…
Frats Use First Day Back From Probation For Quiet Reflection and Team-Building Activities
By Chip MountGommery BLOOMINGTON, IN – Following the much-anticipated end of the Greek social event ban, fraternities are doing their best to plan the perfect evening of team building and…