By Chip MountGommery<\/p>\n
BLOOMINGTON, IN \u2013 Following the much-anticipated end of the Greek social event ban, fraternities are doing their best to plan the perfect evening of team building and meditation for their newly reformed members.<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah\u2026 it’s just all gonna be a vibe. We\u2019re gonna meditate, apply herbal facemasks, and focus our chakras,\u201d said Keith Willis as he sent one of his brothers a text of a cute kitten. \u201cHopefully it is a day we will never forget. I certainly want the intimate bonds forged today to carry on throughout the year\u201d Many fraternities are encouraging team bonding through group activities, such as aligning their chakras and compliment circles.<\/p>\n
\u201cHopefully the stars will smile on us and we can release some pent-up stress,\u201d said recent pledge Derek Compton. \u201cOur last group session was incredible. We got most of the guys to open up, and I even shed a couple tears. I\u2019ve really been wanting to tell David how wonderful he is, and how much I enjoy him spotting me as I make those gains.\u201d<\/p>\n
Whether the brothers are discussing childhood traumas or engaging in trust-falls, tonight will be a much-needed rain-day. At press time, Fraternity president, Brett Hanson was found arranging a circle of chairs while browsing lotions on Amazon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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