{"id":1089,"date":"2018-04-13T19:53:59","date_gmt":"2018-04-13T19:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/?p=1089"},"modified":"2018-04-14T00:48:41","modified_gmt":"2018-04-14T00:48:41","slug":"8-places-i-wish-i-hadnt-seen-my-professor-outside-of-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/04\/13\/8-places-i-wish-i-hadnt-seen-my-professor-outside-of-class\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Places I Wish I Hadn’t Seen My Professor Outside of Class"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Ariel Gold\u00a0and Bismo Falcor<\/p>\n

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  1. At CVS
    \nIt\u2019s always so weird to see your professors outside of class, but they\u2019re people too. They need their poptarts and toilet paper like everyone else.<\/li>\n
  2. Barnes and Noble
    \nI guess it\u2019s kind of odd that I just saw him at CVS a couple of days ago, and here he is at Barnes and Noble. I mean, it\u2019s not a big deal, something tells me he\u2019s an avid reader. Nice, he\u2019s in the mystery section!<\/li>\n
  3. Bathroom of Ballentine
    \nWell, he is using the urinal right next to me, when there are 3 other open ones\u2026Gosh, is he really asking me if I did the readings last night? Eh, he probably doesn\u2019t get many opportunities to get to know his students.<\/li>\n
  4. In My Finite Class That He Doesn’t Teach
    \nIt\u2019s not often you find a history professor interested in math like that. That’s actually cool, I can always respect a well-rounded academic!<\/li>\n
  5. IMU Late Night
    \nI wasn\u2019t quite expecting to hear my prof belt out the entirety of Stairway to Heaven tonight, but okay. I didn\u2019t know he was a Zepplin fan too!<\/li>\n
  6. At My Tinder date
    \nWhat a coincidence! He\u2019s at Lennie\u2019s tonight too, at the exact same time as my date. It’s nice to know that if my date doesn\u2019t turn out well I can chat with my professor for a bit, as he does look kind of sad sitting alone over there.<\/li>\n
  7. My Dad’s Child Custody Hearing
    \nYeah, I have to admit, I wasn\u2019t really expecting to see him at my dad\u2019s child custody hearing three states away, but maybe he also just happens to live in a nearby area and takes a particular interest in local civil disputes?<\/li>\n
  8. Pressed Against the Glass of the Backdoor of my Apartment at 3 a.m.
    \nYep, I\u2019m calling the cops.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    By Ariel Gold\u00a0and Bismo Falcor At CVS It\u2019s always so weird to see your professors outside of class, but they\u2019re people too. 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