{"id":1192,"date":"2018-09-17T15:44:30","date_gmt":"2018-09-17T15:44:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/?p=1192"},"modified":"2018-09-17T15:46:19","modified_gmt":"2018-09-17T15:46:19","slug":"i-like-to-get-high-on-the-moment-man-says-before-snorting-line-of-cocaine-for-good-measure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/09\/17\/i-like-to-get-high-on-the-moment-man-says-before-snorting-line-of-cocaine-for-good-measure\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cI Like to Get High on the Moment,\u201d Man Says Before Snorting Line of Cocaine for Good Measure"},"content":{"rendered":"

By: Zoi Brooks<\/p>\n

BLOOMINGTON, IN– Sneering at a group of drunk sorority girls, Brendan Hart was seen bragging to a different group of bystanders about his lifestyle at a party last Saturday. \u201cI don\u2019t need any distractions to be able to enjoy life. I like to get high on the moment,\u201d he said, pushing people out of the way before snorting coke off of a sleeping cat.<\/p>\n

Witnesses say the Hart kept talking about how beautiful life is when you\u2019re fully e\"\"ngaged in the moment, without diversions like going to class, texting people back, or doing laundry. He explained that he \u201clives in the present\u201d by chilling with his friends, enjoying sunny afternoons, and abusing prescription pain meds.<\/p>\n

Hart stated that a big part of living in the moment is working out. \u201cI want to make sure I take care of my\u00a0body. I go to the SRSC 4 times a week to lift. Every morning I drink a protein shake\u00a0mixed with fresh fruit, milk, and two parts protein powder for every one part crushed Xanax.\u201d<\/p>\n

When asked why he does drugs, Hart said, \u201cI haven\u2019t made a lot of friends this semester yet, and the weather\u2019s been shitty the past few days, so I need some Speed. Nothing wrong with a little pick-me-up to make sure I\u2019m living the best life I can.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man was regarded by other party-goers as \u201crelatively harmless,\u201d \u201cdefinitely doing drugs on my cat,\u201d and \u201cso down to Earth; I could never go that long without looking at my phone, and\u2014oh my God, ew, is his nose bleeding?!\u201d
\nWhen asked if he needed to go to the hospital, Hart replied, \u201cNah, the blood-loss just means I need to drink less to have a good time.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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