By: Bismo Falcor<\/p>\n
Recently, there has been a lot of debate on campus regarding the treatment of white people. While the overwhelming majority of the approximately 40,000 students on campus disagree that white people are being oppressed, around 15 don\u2019t. Flipside decided to stage a debate between the two sides. To represent the \u201choly crap we need to save the white people from all of the people who aren\u2019t white\u201d opinion, we have invited former KKK leader D\u00fckington Davis. To represent the other point of view, we have invited a large chunk of concrete. Traditional Youth Network: THE WHITE RACE IS IN DANGER! Look no further than the unstoppable tide of Taco Bell. With 6,500 locations, Taco Bell has covered the nation in a smallpox-like blanket of maracas, sombreros and laziness. As far as we know, they are one step closer to diabolically infecting us true Americans with their Black (Bean) Death. A recent study even showed that by 2045, tacos will outnumber white people by a ratio of 3:1. This is serious. Large Chunk of Concrete: I am a glorified rock. Traditional Youth Network: It is an absolute travesty that blacks, Jews, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals, transsexuals, sequin-sexuals and even Puerto Ricans are allowed to use the same urinals we white people use! That\u2019s just unsanitary! As a white person, I have a right to keep my piss separate from their piss! Large Chunk of Concrete: ….. Traditional Youth Network: THE JEWS CONTROL THE MEDIA. You\u2019d have to be blind to miss it! Anyone and everyone who has airtime on the news is Jewish! Jon Stewart, Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper, Bill O\u2019Reilly, Al Roker, even Fareed Zakaria! It\u2019s bad enough they have their Jew Caves in the northwest corner of the Mojave Desert where they make deals with each other to harvest the organs of Christian white babies, but now they control the news media! thIS MaDnESS MUsT EnD. Large Chunk of Concrete: I stand by my previous statements. Also, I\u2019m a goddamn rock.<\/p>\n
Flipside declares Large Chunk of Concrete Winner!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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