{"id":1236,"date":"2018-10-10T16:55:55","date_gmt":"2018-10-10T16:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/?p=1236"},"modified":"2018-10-10T16:55:55","modified_gmt":"2018-10-10T16:55:55","slug":"breaking-fiji-pledge-bravely-challenges-brett-kavanaugh-to-a-game-of-beer-pong-for-supreme-court-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/10\/breaking-fiji-pledge-bravely-challenges-brett-kavanaugh-to-a-game-of-beer-pong-for-supreme-court-seat\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING: FIJI Pledge Bravely Challenges Brett Kavanaugh to a Game of Beer Pong for Supreme Court Seat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">By K.C. Jones<\/p>\n<p>BLOOMINGTON, IN- After a bitter week in the battle over newly appointed Supreme Court Justice Brett K<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/kavanaugh_beer_pong.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1237\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/10\/breaking-fiji-pledge-bravely-challenges-brett-kavanaugh-to-a-game-of-beer-pong-for-supreme-court-seat\/kavanaugh_beer_pong\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/kavanaugh_beer_pong.jpg?fit=758%2C426&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"758,426\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"kavanaugh_beer_pong\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/kavanaugh_beer_pong.jpg?fit=758%2C426&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1237 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/kavanaugh_beer_pong.jpg?resize=300%2C169&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/kavanaugh_beer_pong.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/kavanaugh_beer_pong.jpg?w=758&amp;ssl=1 758w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>avanaugh, a FIJI pledge boldly challenged Kavanaugh to a game of beer pong for his seat on the Supreme Court.<\/p>\n<p>Posting the challenge onto Instagram, the shirtless Kyle Maxell stated, \u201cYo bro I don\u2019t know who Brett Kavanaugh thinks he is, but he can\u2019t just say he likes beer and not follow that shit up. Fuck that devil&#8217;s triangle bullshit bro. He ain\u2019t man enough to play me for this job, fucking bet!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maxwell, a sophomore at Indiana University, was subsequently contacted by reporters the following morning. Speaking to the press he said, \u201cI don\u2019t really remember posting that, but I\u2019m a monster at beer pong, so let\u2019s go, Brett.\u201d<br \/>\nWhen asked about the constitutionality of such a measure, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell responded, \u201cSo long as this isn\u2019t Merrick Garland or Hillary Clinton in a mask again, we don\u2019t have any problem here. Kyle is a prominent Young Republican, has successfully boofed his fair share, and all his female friends said he\u2019s just as respectful as a young Brett Kavanaugh, so why not try to get a Conservative on the bench for 60 years instead of 30?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When reached out to for a comment, Judge Kavanaugh read the following prepared statement through tears and screams: \u201cOh, you think the beer is your ally? I was born in it, molded by it. I didn\u2019t see sobriety until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The beer betrays you, because it belongs to me. I wonder what will break first\u2026 your kidney, or your liver?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The match has been set for the midnight before the midterm elections and will be televised live on Fox.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By K.C. Jones BLOOMINGTON, IN- After a bitter week in the battle over newly appointed Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, a FIJI pledge boldly challenged Kavanaugh to a game of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1237,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics","has_thumb"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/kavanaugh_beer_pong.jpg?fit=758%2C426&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7b5Hd-jW","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1172,"url":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/09\/12\/8-supreme-court-candidates-just-as-qualified-as-judge-kavanaugh\/","url_meta":{"origin":1236,"position":0},"title":"8 Supreme Court Candidates Just As Qualified as Judge Kavanaugh","author":"Hoosier Flipside","date":"September 12, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"By: Ariel Gold The Ghost of Antonin Scalia -Sure he doesn't have a corporeal form or basic human decency, but he does have experience. 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