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<\/a><\/p>\nLast Thursday, after hitting his Juul™ and dismounting his Bird™, Tobin entered his dorm room, and asked his roommate, Jared Bunsen, \u201cHey, dude, you know that guy from that thing? You know that one time, like he played that role…in that movie? Wait, maybe it was a TV show?\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Unclear on which one of “those guys” Tobin was referring to, Bunsen was confused and surprised. \u201cThis is literally the first time that Tobin has attempted to make conversation with me. He’s not in the room most of the time, but when he is, he just lays in his bed garishly swiping right on Tinder™. So yeah, it was weird that he suddenly opened up and started talking about something so deeply personal.”<\/p>\n
But Tobin wouldn’t stop. Over the next 2 days, he was spellbound, irresponsive and unable to focus on anything but “that actor, you know the one”. \u201cI began to fear for his mental health, this thing was clearly consuming him,\u201d stated Jared. He continued, \u201cI was just so confused as to why he refused to Google it, claiming \u2018No, man, I know this, I know this,\u201d when he clearly did not \u2018know this.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
Jared eventually became to be so fed-up with Tobin, that he made faux sex noises to keep Tobin out of the room. However, after a week or so, Tobin just barged like a total douchebag, restoring the natural order.<\/p>\n
Three weeks later, unable to sleep, Tobin orgasmically exclaimed \u201cTopher Grace, SHIT!\u201d at 3 am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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