{"id":1274,"date":"2018-10-30T17:44:36","date_gmt":"2018-10-30T17:44:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/?p=1274"},"modified":"2018-10-30T17:44:36","modified_gmt":"2018-10-30T17:44:36","slug":"top-10-things-they-dont-tell-you-on-your-iu-tour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/30\/top-10-things-they-dont-tell-you-on-your-iu-tour\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Things They Don\u2019t Tell You on Your IU Tour"},"content":{"rendered":"

By: B. Snee\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

What they say: We are building brand new facilities!
\nWhat you should know: They are opening in 2035<\/p>\n

What they say: We have some of the most diverse food options in the country!
\nWhat you should know: You’ll eat taco bell every other day<\/p>\n

What they say: You will expand your mind!
\nWhat you should know: Expanding your mind involves a lot of coffee and crying<\/p>\n

What they say: You will meet people of all different backgrounds!
\nWhat you should know: You will hang out with people of identical backgrounds<\/p>\n

What they say: We have a robust Greek life!
\nWhat you should know: The US now has a “robust” Supreme Court<\/p>\n

What they say: We are a dry campus!
\nWhat you should know: You will have to part the sea of drunks to get to class<\/p>\n

What they say: You can take the classes that interest you!
\nWhat you should know: Only if you pass the required classes needed to take them<\/p>\n

What they say: We are a huge basketball school
\nWhat you should know: We rarely make it to March Madness<\/p>\n

What they say: We have a stunning campus!
\nWhat you should know: For the third of the year when you can see the sun<\/p>\n

What they say: Come to IU
\nWhat you should know: Don\u2019t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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