{"id":1278,"date":"2018-11-01T18:49:21","date_gmt":"2018-11-01T18:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/?p=1278"},"modified":"2018-11-01T18:49:21","modified_gmt":"2018-11-01T18:49:21","slug":"warning-with-halloween-drawing-to-a-close-the-defenses-holding-back-mariah-carey-are-at-their-weakest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/01\/warning-with-halloween-drawing-to-a-close-the-defenses-holding-back-mariah-carey-are-at-their-weakest\/","title":{"rendered":"WARNING: With Halloween Drawing to a Close, the Defenses Holding Back Mariah Carey Are at Their Weakest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">By:\u00a0Picov Andropo<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/mariah_carey_barrier_update.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1279\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/01\/warning-with-halloween-drawing-to-a-close-the-defenses-holding-back-mariah-carey-are-at-their-weakest\/mariah_carey_barrier_update\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/mariah_carey_barrier_update.png?fit=636%2C421&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"636,421\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"mariah_carey_barrier_update\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/mariah_carey_barrier_update.png?fit=636%2C421&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1279 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/mariah_carey_barrier_update.png?resize=300%2C199&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/mariah_carey_barrier_update.png?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/mariah_carey_barrier_update.png?resize=480%2C320&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/mariah_carey_barrier_update.png?w=636&amp;ssl=1 636w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>v and Jake Spear<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">THE ICE REALM, Asgard \u2013 As winter \u2018proaches nigh, and the elder gods stir, Mariah Carey thunderously warms up her vocal chords, hastily chipping away at fall&#8217;s defenses against her resounding pop chorale. Each season, as the ground freezes over, the public must prepare themselves for the annual rite of Carey&#8217;s voice announcing the triumphant return of white girls in fur jackets.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">With Halloween passed, it&#8217;s only a matter of days before she&#8217;ll be heard again, entertaining wine nights and parties across campus. Holding no regard for the sanctity of holidays like Thanksgiving, in mere weeks she&#8217;ll be heard in every mall, radio station, and Target ad.<br \/>\nBut listeners beware: Mariah Carey will use her siren song to pierce your ears and grasp your soul. As she melodically asserts her dominion over humankind, she&#8217;ll screech, beautifully, once again grasping us all in her eldritch grip: &#8220;All I want for Christmas is you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By:\u00a0Picov Andropov and Jake Spear THE ICE REALM, Asgard \u2013 As winter \u2018proaches nigh, and the elder gods stir, Mariah Carey thunderously warms up her vocal chords, hastily chipping away [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[433,435,434],"class_list":["post-1278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entertainment","tag-christmas","tag-mariah-carey","tag-the-old-ones","has_thumb"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/mariah_carey_barrier_update.png?fit=636%2C421&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7b5Hd-kC","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1268,"url":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/26\/halloweekend-on-its-way-10-ways-to-flaunt-it-without-getting-frostbite\/","url_meta":{"origin":1278,"position":0},"title":"Halloweekend On Its Way! 7 Ways to Flaunt It Without Getting Frostbite","author":"Hoosier Flipside","date":"October 26, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"By: Sutton Lee Seymour, Flipside Staff 1) Fishnet leg warmers Why not take these two sexy eighties trends and combine them into one? 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