{"id":1303,"date":"2018-11-16T20:24:36","date_gmt":"2018-11-16T20:24:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/?p=1303"},"modified":"2018-11-26T16:31:10","modified_gmt":"2018-11-26T16:31:10","slug":"14-executive-orders-you-missed-during-the-kavanagh-hearing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/16\/14-executive-orders-you-missed-during-the-kavanagh-hearing\/","title":{"rendered":"14 Executive Orders You Missed During the Kavanagh Hearing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Executive_Order_Resized.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1304\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/16\/14-executive-orders-you-missed-during-the-kavanagh-hearing\/executive_order_resized\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Executive_Order_Resized.jpg?fit=591%2C422&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"591,422\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Executive_Order_Resized\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Executive_Order_Resized.jpg?fit=591%2C422&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1304 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Executive_Order_Resized.jpg?resize=300%2C214&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Executive_Order_Resized.jpg?resize=300%2C214&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Executive_Order_Resized.jpg?w=591&amp;ssl=1 591w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">By: Jake Spear<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Legally, no, the president might not be able to make legislation\u2014but frankly, who gives a shit anymore? Our reporters here at Hoosier Flipside have listed the 14 executive orders you were too busy worrying about Brett Kavanaugh\u2019s little ferret face to notice.<\/p>\n<p>1. If you&#8217;re a part of the FBI investigation for Trump, he&#8217;s legally allowed to give you a noogie.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s just a part of the chain of command.<\/p>\n<p>2. Repealed the 3rd-27th Amendments<br \/>\nBecause all we really need to be &#8220;the land of the free&#8221; are magazines and megaphones.<\/p>\n<p>3. There is a federal fine for voting Democrat<br \/>\nThis doesn&#8217;t include the extra spent on taxes.<\/p>\n<p>4. You&#8217;re legally obligated to own 2 firearms<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s called the 2nd Amendment for a reason.<\/p>\n<p>5. All female senators must be chosen through The Bachelor<br \/>\nHonestly, Alexandria Occasio-Cortez still has a pretty good shot.<\/p>\n<p>6. Redskins have to change their name to something even more offensive<br \/>\n&#8220;The football team known as the Washington Redskins are now hereby known as the [REDACTED] Fuckers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>7. Transgendered people can&#8217;t buy bicycles<br \/>\nActivists have started selling pancycles to support the trans community.<\/p>\n<p>8. All radio stations must play the national anthem<br \/>\nSpecifically, the version recorded from Barron Trump&#8217;s 3rd grade recorder recital.<\/p>\n<p>9. Added a \u201cTake-backsie Clause\u201d into every treaty<br \/>\nAll treaties must also now be confirmed with a pinkie swear.<\/p>\n<p>10. New York Times has to put &#8220;Fake News&#8221; on every cover<br \/>\nSmug bastards think they&#8217;re better than the Hoosier Flipside.<\/p>\n<p>11. CDC must refer to Crohn&#8217;s disease as Macron&#8217;s disease<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re not sure if Macron has it, but we&#8217;re going to act like he does.<\/p>\n<p>12. Every U.S. citizen legally has to follow Trump on Twitter<br \/>\nJust another state-sponsored form of news, just like NPR.<\/p>\n<p>13. Judge Jennine Pierro has been appointed to the Supreme Court<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll definitely be willing to work with the &#8220;Demon-Rats&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>14. Bernie Sanders will be crucified<br \/>\nIf he stays dead, Trump will be happy. If he rises on the 3rd day, Pence will be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By: Jake Spear Legally, no, the president might not be able to make legislation\u2014but frankly, who gives a shit anymore? Our reporters here at Hoosier Flipside have listed the 14 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1304,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[443,389,111],"class_list":["post-1303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics","tag-executive-order","tag-kavanaugh","tag-trump","has_thumb"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Executive_Order_Resized.jpg?fit=591%2C422&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7b5Hd-l1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":233,"url":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2016\/01\/14\/donald-trump-demands-dora-the-explorer-pay-for-whimsical-obstacles\/","url_meta":{"origin":1303,"position":0},"title":"Donald Trump Demands Dora the Explorer Pay for Whimsical Obstacles","author":"Hoosier Flipside","date":"January 14, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"By: Pink Freud The latest GOP debate was sparked with controversy when Republican populist, Donald Trump, demanded that beloved Nick Junior icon, Dora the Explorer, pay for the whimsical obstacles to be erected in her path. \u201cConsidering how much ad money American corporations have poured into Dora,\u201d fumed Trump, \u201csurely\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Politics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Politics","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/category\/politics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Donald_Swiper.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Donald_Swiper.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Donald_Swiper.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Donald_Swiper.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Donald_Swiper.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":244,"url":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2016\/01\/14\/last-minute-flipside-approved-halloween-costume-ideas\/","url_meta":{"origin":1303,"position":1},"title":"Last Minute Flipside-Approved Halloween Costume Ideas","author":"Hoosier Flipside","date":"January 14, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"By: Flipside Staff According to a recent poll, as many as 30 percent of Americans have yet to pick out their Halloween costumes this year. 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