{"id":142,"date":"2015-08-22T19:41:25","date_gmt":"2015-08-22T19:41:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.wordpress.com\/?p=142"},"modified":"2016-01-14T19:28:43","modified_gmt":"2016-01-14T19:28:43","slug":"interviews-with-people-born-in-the-wrong-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2015\/08\/22\/interviews-with-people-born-in-the-wrong-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Interviews with People Born in the Wrong Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">By: Constance T. Nopel<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8220;I was born in the wrong century!&#8221;<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; Woman with ample curves, pasty skin and a hatred of manual labor. Dreams of taking the 16th century by storm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; Mother who refuses to vaccinate her child, because even Bubonic plague victims were safe from autism.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">-Thirty-year-old bearded white man fantasizing of a time where his racism could be freely expressed without harsh modern judgment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">-Man and woman who wish fig leaves were still an acceptable form of attire and that apples could be eaten without the pain of childbirth.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">-Doctor who yearns to one day ethically drive an ice pick through a patient&#8217;s eye socket.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u201cI was born in the wrong century! No, seriously. I shouldn\u2019t be here. My time machine malfunctioned. The ENTIRE FUTURE is at stake! I NEED TO GO BACK!!!\u201d -Confused Homeless Man<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By: Constance T. Nopel &#8220;I was born in the wrong century!&#8221; &#8211; Woman with ample curves, pasty skin and a hatred of manual labor. Dreams of taking the 16th century [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":143,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1,2,3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/lucy.jpg?fit=236%2C188&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7b5Hd-2i","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":258,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/258"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}