{"id":1512,"date":"2019-04-16T15:53:33","date_gmt":"2019-04-16T15:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/?p=1512"},"modified":"2019-04-16T15:54:33","modified_gmt":"2019-04-16T15:54:33","slug":"recap-what-you-missed-at-little-5-while-you-were-blacked-out-at-little-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2019\/04\/16\/recap-what-you-missed-at-little-5-while-you-were-blacked-out-at-little-5\/","title":{"rendered":"RECAP: What You Missed at Little 5 While You Were Blacked Out at Little 5"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Robbie McMichael and Sutton Lee Seymour<\/p>\n

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  1. Where did that $10 in your wallet go?: On April 10th, 2019 there was exactly $11.62 in your wallet but when you pulled out your purse for greasy McDonald\u2019s hangover breakfast on April 13th there was only $1.62 so you cried until they gave you the number 8 for free.<\/li>\n
  2. Did you shotgun a Natty Light?: Nope, it was just lemon LaCroix and all your friends keep making fun of you even though you don\u2019t remember! Not fair!<\/li>\n
  3. Who is Figgy and why is their number in your phone?: Well duh, it’s FIGGY! Everybody knows Figgy! Don’t you remember the time you two got in a high speed car chase trying to free all those doves in the river while you were high on amphetamines? …No?<\/li>\n
  4. How did 20 racers die on the final lap of the women\u2019s race?: Honestly, you feel too foolish to ask at this point. At least six girls were crying in your 8 a.m. over it this morning and you were asked to give a eulogy.<\/li>\n
  5. Did Herman B Wells come back from the grave?: Yes, but only for three days. He also resurrected SNU.<\/li>\n
  6. Why did Figgy Venmo you $1300 for “surfboard emoji, ghost emoji”?: …There are some questions that are just better left unanswered.<\/li>\n
  7. Who has the other half of your \u201cBest Friends Forever\u201d tattoo on your clavicle?: …oh, nobody, it turns out the other half is on your left ass cheek. #ForeverAlone<\/li>\n
  8. Game of Thrones premiere: Wait, did Jon Snow fuck the Night King or did you just hallucinate that??<\/li>\n
  9. Why did you wake up in an Arizona State dorm room, on an air mattress, cuddling a 40 of Shitty K?: Ask Figgy. His name is already on your lease and also he’s having dinner tonight with your dad.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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