{"id":1649,"date":"2021-10-29T19:31:43","date_gmt":"2021-10-29T19:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/?p=1649"},"modified":"2021-10-29T19:31:43","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T19:31:43","slug":"the-hoosier-flipside-pre-writes-an-apology-for-your-offensive-costume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/29\/the-hoosier-flipside-pre-writes-an-apology-for-your-offensive-costume\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hoosier Flipside Pre-Writes an Apology for Your Offensive Costume"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dear Friends, Colleagues, Lovers, Members of the local Marginalized Community,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Over the weekend, I made a series of mistakes by choosing to dress as _________(Your costume) for our __________(the event you wore said costume to). When I was deciding on a costume, I failed to recognize the harm that appropriating ______________(the culture or tradition you appropriated) in the form of my _______________(the most offending accessory, e.g your ), in the future I will learn from my mistakes and never dress up as someone of is _____ (the race, religion, or culture you\u2019ve appropriated). And in hindsight I probably shouldn\u2019t have said _____ (your offensive and most likely stereotyped statement). In the future I\u2019d like to learn from my mistakes with zero consequences as next year I will be dressing up as a ______ ( race, religion, or culture you haven\u2019t appropriated YET). I would like to ask that my future ________ (employers, spouses, probation officer, etc.) not define me by this one mistake, as it does not represent my character as a whole. I am a good person, I regularly _____________ (redeemable qualities like knitting, cleaning up roadkill, playing Spanish guitar, etc.), but I failed to live up to both my expectations as well as yours. I promise I will do better next year. In the meantime, I cannot wait for our _____________! (Cinco De Mayo party, Kwanzaa celebration, let\u2019s be honest, you\u2019re going to step in it again)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends, Colleagues, Lovers, Members of the local Marginalized Community, Over the weekend, I made a series of mistakes by choosing to dress as _________(Your costume) for our __________(the event [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2726,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","has_no_thumb"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7b5Hd-qB","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":244,"url":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2016\/01\/14\/last-minute-flipside-approved-halloween-costume-ideas\/","url_meta":{"origin":1649,"position":0},"title":"Last Minute Flipside-Approved Halloween Costume Ideas","author":"Hoosier Flipside","date":"January 14, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"By: Flipside Staff According to a recent poll, as many as 30 percent of Americans have yet to pick out their Halloween costumes this year. 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