By: Constance T. Nopel<\/p>\n
NOBLESVILLE, IN\u2014 Following an exhaustive workout at his local gym, Stan Heighway, hydrated man of thirty-three, reportedly felt a twinge of pride for his nearly transparent stream of urine. \u201cYeah, my pee is clear, I guess. That means I\u2019m healthy, right?\u201d Heighway attributes his remarkable achievement in excretory health to drinking a couple glasses of water here and there. \u201cIt\u2019s not like water tastes that great, but\u2014you know. I bring a water bottle when I work out. I mean, it makes sense.\u201d After using the restroom several hours later, Heighway was reportedly pleased to discover that his shit was clear as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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