{"id":274,"date":"2016-01-23T19:09:49","date_gmt":"2016-01-23T19:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/?p=274"},"modified":"2016-01-23T19:14:40","modified_gmt":"2016-01-23T19:14:40","slug":"reflecting-on-the-packerscardinals-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2016\/01\/23\/reflecting-on-the-packerscardinals-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Reflecting on the Packers\/Cardinals Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Before the conference finals, let\u2019s take a moment to reflect on last Sunday\u2019s match-up between the Green Bay Packers and the Arizona Cardinals, which was arguably one of the craziest, most intense games of all time. \u00a0We here at the Hoosier Flipside are here to break down the madness. Here are five of the craziest things that happened during the game.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fat Albert\u2019s recently disowned son stole an Eddie Lacy jersey, sprinted onto the field, and proceeded to outrun almost the entire Arizona Cardinals defense down the sidelines.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Loki, the trickster God, imposed its will on an ill-conceived Carson Palmer pass, which was intended for Larry Fitzgerald. Doomed to fall to the turf after being deflected away by a Packer defensive back, the intrusive deity momentarily altered the laws of physics. \u00a0The sudden, temporary switch caused a random icy planet in the outer reaches of the nearby Andromeda galaxy to spontaneously combust, and also caused the pass to glide into the outstretched arms of Cardinal receiver Michael Floyd. \u00a0Touchdown Cardinals.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">While stuck on his own 5 yard line on a 4<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">th<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and 25, quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who happens to be a total goddamn moron, launched the ball downfield. For whatever fucking reason, of all the receivers that were lined up, this dumbass decided to target the least experienced player on the field. And then? On the last play of the game? The fucker did it again, to the same person!! \u00a0No wonder the Packers lost\u2026<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">On the first play of overtime, Carson Palmer, a guy who earlier in the game got hit so hard his dentures fell out, spun away from a speedy 300 lb monstrosity, rolled out to the right, and threw across his body to Larry Fitzgerald. 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