{"id":294,"date":"2016-02-07T20:01:08","date_gmt":"2016-02-07T20:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/?p=294"},"modified":"2016-02-07T20:09:46","modified_gmt":"2016-02-07T20:09:46","slug":"50-girls-who-rejected-me-in-high-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2016\/02\/07\/50-girls-who-rejected-me-in-high-school\/","title":{"rendered":"50 Girls Who Rejected Me in High School"},"content":{"rendered":"

By: Bismo Falcor<\/p>\n

Today, the Denver Broncos take on the Carolina Panthers in what could very well\u00a0be one of the greatest match-ups\u00a0in NFL history. In honor of Super Bowl 50, here is a list of\u00a050 girls who rejected me in high school:<\/p>\n

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  1. Janet Martin<\/li>\n
  2. Margaret Williams<\/li>\n
  3. Hannah James<\/li>\n
  4. Simone Tornheim<\/li>\n
  5. Carly Fiorina (despite numerous calls)<\/li>\n
  6. Emma Emmert<\/li>\n
  7. Samantha Jackson<\/li>\n
  8. Flo from Progressive<\/li>\n
  9. Melanie Brown<\/li>\n
  10. Victoria Beckham<\/li>\n
  11. Melanie Chisholm<\/li>\n
  12. Leslie Knope<\/li>\n
  13. Cynthia Cooper<\/li>\n
  14. Yolanda Griffith<\/li>\n
  15. Lauren Jackson<\/li>\n
  16. Toni Morrison<\/li>\n
  17. Sylvia Platt<\/li>\n
  18. Janice from accounting<\/li>\n
  19. Britney Spears<\/li>\n
  20. 75% of the Spice girls<\/li>\n
  21. Jake from State Farm<\/li>\n
  22. The Geico Caveman<\/li>\n
  23. Snap<\/li>\n
  24. Crackle (not Pop, hehe)<\/li>\n
  25. Regina George<\/li>\n
  26. Claire Standish<\/li>\n
  27. Molly Ringwald<\/li>\n
  28. Britney Spears (oops\u2026I did it again)<\/li>\n
  29. Carrie Underwood<\/li>\n
  30. The entire cast of House<\/li>\n
  31. The entire cast of Corey in the House<\/li>\n
  32. 65% of Sigma Tau Delta<\/li>\n
  33. The Showalter Fountain<\/li>\n
  34. Leslie Knope<\/li>\n
  35. Emma Bunton<\/li>\n
  36. My left hand<\/li>\n
  37. Miss Frizzle<\/li>\n
  38. The Geico Gecko<\/li>\n
  39. Bar Rafaeli<\/li>\n
  40. Penny C. Bubblegum<\/li>\n
  41. Amy Schumer<\/li>\n
  42. Sarah Palin<\/li>\n
  43. The Wii Fit girl<\/li>\n
  44. The girl in the Starbucks logo<\/li>\n
  45. Peyton Manning\u2019s HGH Hookup<\/li>\n
  46. Ellen DeGeneres<\/li>\n
  47. A gently used fleshlight<\/li>\n
  48. Sexysportsbabe159<\/li>\n
  49. Frank N. Furter<\/li>\n
  50. My right hand<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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