By: Mike \u201cMC Grandmaster DJ Kool\u201d Jones<\/p>\n
Having recently graduated from the Air Force Academy\u2019s drone operation program, earlier today Lieutenant Kyle Bradshaw frustratedly waited for the batteries on his brand new drone to charge. According to sources, Colonel Steve Campbell roused Bradshaw this morning, saying there was a \u201cbig surprise\u201d in the hanger. Bradshaw, who was being such a \u201cgood little boy,\u201d grinned ear to ear and sprinted downstairs–only to find that he needed to charge the gizmo. 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