By: Mike \u201cMC Grandmaster DJ Kool\u201d Jones<\/p>\n
Having recently graduated from the Air Force Academy\u2019s drone operation program, earlier today Lieutenant Kyle Bradshaw frustratedly waited for the batteries on his brand new drone to charge. According to sources, Colonel Steve Campbell roused Bradshaw this morning, saying there was a \u201cbig surprise\u201d in the hanger. Bradshaw, who was being such a \u201cgood little boy,\u201d grinned ear to ear and sprinted downstairs–only to find that he needed to charge the gizmo. The flyboy reported, \u201cIt\u2019s just not fair!\u201d adding, \u201cI want to play with it now!\u201d Campbell sternly rebuked this impatience saying, \u201cHey, Lieutenant Bradshaw, don\u2019t be such a little stinker!\u201d At press time, Bradshaw was standing in his footie pajamas silently staring at the plane, waiting for the charger\u2019s little light to turn from red to green.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By: Mike \u201cMC Grandmaster DJ Kool\u201d Jones Having recently graduated from the Air Force Academy\u2019s drone operation program, earlier today Lieutenant Kyle Bradshaw frustratedly waited for the batteries on his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":313,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[176,174,175,173],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-science-technology","tag-air-force","tag-drone","tag-footie-pajamas","tag-government","has_thumb"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DronePJs.png?fit=1221%2C733&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7b5Hd-52","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":316,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions\/316"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}