By: Connor Reagan<\/p>\n
You know, I really am beginning to think that President Bill Clinton did have sexual relations with that woman.\u00a0 It\u2019s been about fifteen years, but the more I think about it, the more it begins to make sense.\u00a0 Maybe it\u2019s the media.\u00a0 Maybe it\u2019s the internet.\u00a0 Maybe it\u2019s Hillary\u2019s twisted Bulldog-in-heat face that makes me think, \u201cDamn, there is no way Bill could have been satisfied with her for this long.\u201d \u00a0Call me crazy, but I am not so sure about the stability of that marriage.<\/p>\n
Then again, maybe Bill did not have sexual relations with Monica.\u00a0 I mean, he was in a committed marriage trying to manage the country\u2019s toughest job.\u00a0 I know it might be one of the most stressful jobs in the world, but c\u2019mon, just because a young, beautiful twenty-four year old woman approaches you and offers a much needed stress relieving blowjob doesn\u2019t mean he had to take it!\u00a0 Bill Clinton is an upstanding man who always treats women with respect.\u00a0 It would be hard to dispute that.\u00a0 He was very clear: \u201cI did not have sexual relations with that woman.\u201d \u00a0In fact, the sincerity of Bill\u2019s plea to the American people was so believable that Hillary herself used that speech for herself!\u00a0 Everyone remembers her famous speech, right? \u201cI want you to listen to me.\u00a0 I\u2019m going to say this again.\u00a0 I did not keep classified emails on that private server.\u00a0 I never told anybody a lie, not a single time-never.\u00a0 These allegations are false.\u00a0 And I need to go back to work for my own selfish gain.\u00a0 Thank you.\u201d \u00a0Hillary would never mirror her husband\u2019s speech if something did transpire between Bill and Monica.<\/p>\n
But then again\u2026 twenty-four year old Monica Lewinsky was quite the looker.\u00a0 She really knows how to pull off a nice dress.\u00a0 If only Hillary could look as great as Monica does in blue.\u00a0 Hmmm.\u00a0 But really I\u2019m just being a little harsh on Hillary.\u00a0 She isn\u2019t so bad looking.\u00a0 Just ask Ambassador Chris Stevens – she\u2019s heavenly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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