By: Jacopo Inboden<\/p>\n
BLOOMINGTON, IN–Flipside has just received word that local first-year Hoosier, Kaylee Wellington, still thinks that Indiana University\u2019s school colors are red and white after attending more than a week of classes. Wellington was last spotted browsing the Union Bookstore with fellow Hoosiers, where she was overheard telling everyone that the “red and white pinstriped pants would be really cool to have–if they didn\u2019t require a sacrifice of a firstborn child to purchase.”\u00a0While we are told that she was promptly given severely disapproving looks from all who were in the area at the time, Wellington still remains completely oblivious to the fact that the school colors are actually cream and crimson. An on-duty cashier during the incident remarked about how they couldn’t believe someone would let such a juvenile creature off of its leash, while another witness to the event told reporters that she appeared to \u201ctake pride in being a fucking idiot\u201d and that her \u201cknuckles were red from dragging on the floor so much.”\u00a0We asked those interviewed about the incident why they did not simply correct the newcomer\u2019s mistake, and were told that she should have \u201cjust known already.” This debacle has led to the validity of Indiana University\u2019s New Student Orientation program falling under severe scrutiny, with the current heads of the program set to face trial later this year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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