{"id":594,"date":"2017-02-10T17:23:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-10T17:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/?p=594"},"modified":"2017-02-10T17:23:00","modified_gmt":"2017-02-10T17:23:00","slug":"americas-leading-climate-scientists-found-bound-and-gagged-in-white-house-closet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2017\/02\/10\/americas-leading-climate-scientists-found-bound-and-gagged-in-white-house-closet\/","title":{"rendered":"America\u2019s Leading Climate Scientists Found Bound and Gagged in White House Closet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">By: Joe King<\/p>\n<p>WASHINGTON, D.C. &#8211; Several of the nation\u2019s top climate scientists were discovered tied up and gagged in one of the closets of the White House early Friday morning.<\/p>\n<p>The climatologists had been held in the small storage room since inauguration day and had only been able to stave off dehydration by condensing the building\u2019s abundance of hot air.<\/p>\n<p>So far, the police have been unable to identify the perpetrator. According to the D.C. police chief, there were too many suspects inside the White House at the time known to have a motive for silencing the scientific community.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOur administration was horrified to discover that such an incident had occurred within these walls,&#8221; said the White House Press Secretary in an official statement. &#8220;I would like to assure the public that next time the bodies will be disposed of properly.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By: Joe King WASHINGTON, D.C. &#8211; Several of the nation\u2019s top climate scientists were discovered tied up and gagged in one of the closets of the White House early Friday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":595,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[269,255],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/WHscientists.jpg?fit=1200%2C936&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7b5Hd-9A","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=594"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":596,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594\/revisions\/596"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}