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By: Staff<\/p>\n

We at Flipside would like to wish all of our readers a wonderful Valentine’s Day. Along with our wishes, please enjoy the Flipside Kama Sutra, a list composed of the 10 acts any romantic IU student should know.<\/p>\n

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  1. The Collins<\/strong>
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Look away in disgust every time a penis makes an appearance<\/li>\n
  2. The Mexican Wall<\/strong>
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Hire a Mexican prostitute
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Make her pay for it<\/li>\n
  3. The Christian Gay<\/strong>
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Shove a cross up your ass<\/li>\n
  4. The Rick and Morty Season 3<\/strong>
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Bring yourself to the brink of climax but never actually arrive<\/li>\n
  5. The Mike Pence<\/strong>
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Fuck an entire state
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Be lauded for it<\/li>\n
  6. The Ballantine Stairs<\/strong>
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Wear your backpack that is filled with\u00a020 pounds of text books
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Gasp uncontrollably while making love
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Show up to class dripping in sweat and fail your quiz<\/li>\n
  7. The Office Hours<\/strong>
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Put yourself in an uncomfortable position
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Beg<\/li>\n
  8. The C-<\/strong>
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Take your significant other on a date
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Make it clear you are only there for the attendance points
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Go to bed without getting laid<\/li>\n
  9. The McNutt<\/strong>
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Ask for your date’s name in the middle of coitus<\/li>\n
  10. The All Star<\/strong>
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Play “All Star” by Smash Mouth
    \n–\u00a0<\/strong>Smash mouths<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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