By: Robben DeCash<\/p>\n
BLOOMINGTON, IN–With Little 500 on the horizon, freshman couple Rachel Morgan and Jacob Feinberg recently executed a raid of Indiana University\u2019s chemistry building looking for Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, more commonly known as Acid.<\/p>\n
\u201cAs freshman, we have like, zero connections to drug dealers on campus and someone at Wells Library was all like, they got shit loads of strong acids in the Chemistry building,\u201d said Feinberg. \u201cI had never tried psychedelics before, but she finally convinced me when she told me the sex would be amazing,\u201d he added staring intensely at the veins on his wavings hands.<\/p>\n
The raid on the Chemistry Building took place a few nights ago and led to a score better than either could have imagined, as both students were tripping their balls off by the end of the night. The couple claimed they simply walked into their marked lab and took the drugs, since literally nothing is ever locked at Indiana University. \u201cShit happens,\u201d said Dr. Ezekiel Thomas, professor of biochemistry and \u201cresearcher\u201d of psychoactive drugs. \u201cIt really sucks that they took my stuff, but karma will end up getting them in the end.\u201d<\/p>\n
Morgan and Feinberg were last heard screaming at the colorful screensaver on Feinberg’s laptop, while Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of The Moon” finished its fourth consecutive loop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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