By: Joe King and\u00a0Barry Vile<\/p>\n
BLOOMINGTON, IN – Indiana University freshman and former high school try-hard T. Churspet has already submitted the final paper for his ENG-W131 (English Composition) class on just the second day.<\/p>\n
The student remarked that he would have turned in the paper on the first day, but “the syllabus didn’t specify which font size was appropriate.\u201d<\/p>\n
The whole event has caused disturbance among the professors in the English department who are completely shocked that a mere freshmen was able to compose a functional five-page paper without completing the aforementioned 16-week course on paragraph transition wording.<\/p>\n
Upon further investigation however, it appeared that T. Churspet had merely submitted a duplicate of his Purdue application essay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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