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It’s finally here! The phone we’ve all been waiting for since the last time we got a phone with marginally better features! Check out our list below of features that we are most excited about, and let us know your favorites!<\/p>\n

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1. Disposable<\/strong>. Once it’s out of battery, throw it in the trash.<\/p>\n

2. Dick Pic Recognition.<\/strong> Try not to get a boner, or it might not recognize you.<\/p>\n

3. Toe Print Scanner.<\/strong> For when whipping it out just isn’t plausible.<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0Siri.<\/strong> This time, she appreciates your supernatural fanfic.<\/p>\n

5. Auto-Remove Extra Chins.<\/strong> Chin up, your selfies will look a lot better.<\/p>\n

6. U2’s Entire Discography.<\/strong> If you didn’t like one album, there’s bound to be something you like.<\/p>\n

7. Crack-Proof Screen.<\/strong>\u00a0No, like actually this time.<\/p>\n

8. Built-in Vape.<\/strong> You’ll be ready for vape nationals in no time.<\/p>\n

9. Fidget Spinner.<\/strong> You’ll be the coolest middle-schooler on the block.<\/p>\n

10. Fits Perfectly in your Mouth.<\/strong> Much like a dick.<\/p>\n

11. Microwave Safe.<\/strong> You might not be safe from nuking, but your phone is.<\/p>\n

12. Private Mode Opens Pornhub<\/strong>. Because you’re not using it to check stocks.<\/p>\n

13. Available in Rose Gold.<\/strong> The one color you couldn’t find at Lowes.<\/p>\n

14. Artisanally hand-crafted by sweatshop orphans.\u00a0<\/strong>Finally, no more of that assembly line bullshit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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