By: Justin TruBRO<\/p>\n
WASHINGTON D.C. \u2013 Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) called an emergency session late Wednesday night to allocate $5 billion in order to save Toys R Us, aiding Republican efforts to combat the War on Christmas.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe can\u2019t just sit around and watch the #1 toy store in America fall to pieces. Their economic problems are a direct result of the liberal agenda to kill all aspects of Christmas. The left can keep their \u2018holiday\u2019 gifts delivered by drones, but thankfully we still have a place to buy Christmas<\/em> gifts from an actual human being. Today was a big step towards Americans saying \u2018Merry Christmas\u2019 again,\u201d McConnell stated to reporters.<\/p>\n As part of the bailout, which comes on the heels of increasing liberal animosity towards the holiday of Christmas, Toys R Us will no longer be providing birth control or reproductive care options to their female employees. They are referring to it as an additional attack on the \u201cLiberal Grinches.\u201d<\/p>\n Senator Bernie Sanders (I-Vermont), who for whatever reason doesn\u2019t seem to understand the magnitude of Christmas, condemned the move. \u201cI don\u2019t understand what all of the fuss is about. There\u2019s a Christmas tree in every shopping mall. Television is inundated with ads and specials that all reference the holiday. The only war we are<\/em> fighting is the war against corrupt multinational corporations who force the hard-working taxpayers to clean up their messes.\u201d<\/p>\n At press time, several Republican senators were reportedly regretting their vote after they were shocked to learn that the 765 stores Toys R Us operates also includes 39 in the Middle East and Northern Africa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By: Justin TruBRO WASHINGTON D.C. \u2013 Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) called an emergency session late Wednesday night to allocate $5 billion in order to save Toys R Us, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":812,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics","has_thumb"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/21931130_1585966001446410_130140763_o.jpg?fit=1200%2C630&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7b5Hd-d5","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":228,"url":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2015\/10\/28\/arboretum-dug-up-for-world-war-one-reenactment\/","url_meta":{"origin":811,"position":0},"title":"Arboretum Dug Up for World War One Reenactment","author":"Hoosier Flipside","date":"October 28, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"By Pink Freud Students, faculty, and several Balkan nation states have been up in arms over the lack of access to the arboretum.\u00a0 In commemoration of the 100th anniversary of the outbreak of the Great War, the Indiana University Arboretum is being converted into a veritable no-mans-land of trenches, craters,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Local"","block_context":{"text":"Local","link":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/category\/local\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/arboretum.jpg?fit=687%2C696&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/arboretum.jpg?fit=687%2C696&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/arboretum.jpg?fit=687%2C696&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1278,"url":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/01\/warning-with-halloween-drawing-to-a-close-the-defenses-holding-back-mariah-carey-are-at-their-weakest\/","url_meta":{"origin":811,"position":1},"title":"WARNING: With Halloween Drawing to a Close, the Defenses Holding Back Mariah Carey Are at Their Weakest","author":"Hoosier Flipside","date":"November 1, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"By:\u00a0Picov Andropov and Jake Spear THE ICE REALM, Asgard \u2013 As winter \u2018proaches nigh, and the elder gods stir, Mariah Carey thunderously warms up her vocal chords, hastily chipping away at fall's defenses against her resounding pop chorale. 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