By: Justin TruBRO<\/p>\n
WASHINGTON D.C. \u2013 Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) called an emergency session late Wednesday night to allocate $5 billion in order to save Toys R Us, aiding Republican efforts to combat the War on Christmas.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe can\u2019t just sit around and watch the #1 toy store in America fall to pieces. Their economic problems are a direct result of the liberal agenda to kill all aspects of Christmas. The left can keep their \u2018holiday\u2019 gifts delivered by drones, but thankfully we still have a place to buy Christmas<\/em> gifts from an actual human being. Today was a big step towards Americans saying \u2018Merry Christmas\u2019 again,\u201d McConnell stated to reporters.<\/p>\n As part of the bailout, which comes on the heels of increasing liberal animosity towards the holiday of Christmas, Toys R Us will no longer be providing birth control or reproductive care options to their female employees. They are referring to it as an additional attack on the \u201cLiberal Grinches.\u201d<\/p>\n Senator Bernie Sanders (I-Vermont), who for whatever reason doesn\u2019t seem to understand the magnitude of Christmas, condemned the move. \u201cI don\u2019t understand what all of the fuss is about. There\u2019s a Christmas tree in every shopping mall. Television is inundated with ads and specials that all reference the holiday. The only war we are<\/em> fighting is the war against corrupt multinational corporations who force the hard-working taxpayers to clean up their messes.\u201d<\/p>\n At press time, several Republican senators were reportedly regretting their vote after they were shocked to learn that the 765 stores Toys R Us operates also includes 39 in the Middle East and Northern Africa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By: Justin TruBRO WASHINGTON D.C. \u2013 Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) called an emergency session late Wednesday night to allocate $5 billion in order to save Toys R Us, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":812,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/21931130_1585966001446410_130140763_o.jpg?fit=1200%2C630&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7b5Hd-d5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":813,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions\/813"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}