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You use their toothbrush, borrow their clothes, and haven’t bought your own food in a month. That’s a great start, but here are some other proven ways to make sure your roommate never trusts you, or themselves, ever again.<\/p>\n

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Shag your girlfriend in front of them<\/span><\/p>\n

Annex more closet space with\u00a0the help of the IUPD<\/span><\/p>\n

Use a litterbox placed in the corner of your dorm room instead of going to the bathroom<\/p>\n

Spoon them in their sleep<\/span><\/p>\n

Slowly push your beds together<\/p>\n

Only listen to The Chainsmokers<\/p>\n

Never leave the room. EVER.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Marathon Shrek daily<\/span><\/p>\n

Sell your roommate\u2019s possessions to buy Bionicles<\/p>\n

Watch porn with the sound on<\/span><\/p>\n

Watch Bionicle porn with the sound on<\/p>\n

Invite them to CRU<\/span><\/p>\n

Hold weekly CRU meetings in your room without telling them<\/span><\/p>\n

Let 14 friends crash on your dorm room floor once or twice a week <\/span><\/p>\n

Subtly mention your knives on a daily basis<\/span><\/p>\n

Hang progressively larger confederate flags<\/span><\/p>\n

See how many skittles fit in their mouth<\/span><\/p>\n

Scream in the middle of the night and blame it on the ghost of a freshman who died of alcohol poisoning<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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