By: Constance T. Nopel<\/p>\n
After years of being called a \u201cGrammar Nazi,\u201d Franz Armbr\u00fcster, resident english<\/span> (Gro\u00dfschreibung, Idiot!) English<\/strong> major, decided to enlist into the Language Wehremacht. As a historical nod to its German roots, the Language Wehremacht seeks to fulfill the Nazi regime\u2019s long-term goals of cleansing the colored impurities from the human race as well as correcting any grammar and\/or spelling mistakes it may encounter. Bye<\/span> (Falsche Rechtsschreibung!) By<\/strong> the time Franz Armbr\u00fcster was a young adult, he had professed his passion for “correcting” others to make them “feel worse than the over-privileged Jews post-shower.” Given Armbr\u00fcster\u2019s previously known enthusiasm for both grammatical correctness and white supremacy, Franz Armbr\u00fcster felt particularly moved by Hitler\u2019s own story of genocidal text speak:<\/p>\n Following his country\u2019s embittered defeat and poor grammar at the Rise of the Third Write, Adolf Hitler formed the Nazi Party. Soon, millions flocked to his rallies to hear his speeches on the proper use of “its” versus “it’s”. Hitler rose to power on a platform of improved literacy programs and the banned democracy. Soon the world began to tremmble<\/span> tremble<\/strong> (Dummkopf!) before the might of his grammatical knowledge and trailblazing facial hair.<\/p>\n \u201cDer gut \u00f6lde daes,\u201d mused Armbr\u00fcster. Still, the young man is detmerined<\/span> determined<\/strong> to make as positive an impact on the english<\/span> English<\/strong> lang\u2014<\/p>\n *Note: the author was interrupted by Franz Armbr\u00fcster, who executed him given the frequency of grammatical errors in the above article.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By: Constance T. Nopel After years of being called a \u201cGrammar Nazi,\u201d Franz Armbr\u00fcster, resident english (Gro\u00dfschreibung, Idiot!) English major, decided to enlist into the Language Wehremacht. As a historical […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":124,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[6,45,48,51,55,70,102],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/hoosierflipside.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/grammar_nazi1.png?fit=600%2C600&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7b5Hd-1m","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":255,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/255"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoosierflipside.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}