By: Sutton Lee Seymour<\/p>\n
BLOOMINGTON, IN \u2013 Following a recent art project in Indiana University\u2019s Graphic Design 101 class, student and aspiring hentai artist Chester T. Rutherford was reportedly dismayed at the lack of positive reception that his drawing of a naked anime girl bent over and wrapped being engulfed by an alien received from his professor.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe said that all art forms are legitimate, but then she gave me a D on my project! And when I reported her to the Dean, he just laughed!\u201d Rutherford bemoaned while wiping away his tears and residual Cheeto dust from his custom-made Sailor Moon jacket. \u201cI mean, I\u2019m used to feminazis and normies not understanding my artistic vision, but I thought my drawing of Hanako-chan in her maid-caf\u00e9 outfit deserved at least one cat-face emoji in the rubric.\u201d<\/p>\n
According to Rutherford, his interest in anime began to manifest in early high school, when it he realized how much he respected women and that trying to have sex with one would “make him no better than those Chads”. He\u2019s been studying and practicing the art of hentai ever since, claiming that big breasts and humanoid cats are \u201chis muse.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHanako-chan is the love my life,\u201d Rutherford said with fondness and pride. \u201cWho needs a flesh-and-blood girlfriend when my darling little cherry blossom has titties like these?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t know why he\u2019s complaining,\u201d Rutherford\u2019s professor told reporters. \u201cHe\u2019s lucky I even passed him. The shading around the left nipple was horrendous, her left buttocks is noticeably disproportionate, and if that\u2019s what he calls a tentacle, then he should probably re-watch Makai Kishi Ingrid<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By: Sutton Lee Seymour BLOOMINGTON, IN \u2013 Following a recent art project in Indiana University\u2019s Graphic Design 101 class, student and aspiring hentai artist Chester T. 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