Tired of drinking alone in your apartment on a Wednesday afternoon?\u00a0Escaping from your roommates fucking like a pair of baboons in heat? Raise the bar for your drinking experience!<\/p>\n
The Scuba Dive Bar
\nAfter a few drinks she looks like a mermaid.<\/p>\n
McNutt Bar
\nRe-live freshman year for triple the price.<\/p>\n
Your Neighbor’s Basement Every Other Wednesday When His Landlord Isn’t There
\nYou kinda know Dave.<\/p>\n
The Bar-Bell
\nYou’ll pay for a year, but then throw up after the second time and decide not to go back.<\/p>\n
The Salad Bar
\nDon’t try the Thousand Long Island.<\/p>\n
Recess
\nYou kinda have to drink the Kool-Aid with this one.<\/p>\n
Flavortown
\nFeaturing frosted tips and cheesy dips.<\/p>\n
The Bar Exam Bar
\nYou’ve only got a 60% chance of getting a drink, but you’re definitely going to be an alcoholic anyway.<\/p>\n
The Caboose
\nThe gay bar you go to when you’re visiting from West Lafayette.<\/p>\n
“The Saloon” But it’s a Salon and You Misread The Sign
\nIt’s got the hottest girls in town.<\/p>\n
The Car Bar
\n“Just put the DUI on my tab.”<\/p>\n
Literally Just Walking Down Kirkwood With a Flask
\nFulfilling the IU promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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