GUIDE: What Pizza You Should Order Based on Your Blood Alcohol Content
By: Jack Peebis So, you drank a few too many, and now you need a pizza before you "literally" die from starvation? We’ve all been there. As experts in terrible…
BREAKING: Newly-Tenured Professor Glad Teaching Career Is Finally Over
By: Cleetus Haversham Bloomington, IN--Last Thursday, "Intro to Astronomy" students were greeted by their hungover, newly-tenured professor. Professor Wentz was dressed in a stained turtleneck he had been wearing the…