GUIDE: What Pizza You Should Order Based on Your Blood Alcohol Content
By: Jack Peebis So, you drank a few too many, and now you need a pizza before you "literally" die from starvation? We’ve all been there. As experts in terrible…
Tinder Dos and Don’ts
By: Flipside Staff DO put your least attractive pictures first - if they were willing to swipe right on your half-drunken, no-makeup selfie, they'll stick with you for life DO…
“I Like to Get High on the Moment,” Man Says Before Snorting Line of Cocaine for Good Measure
By: Zoi Brooks BLOOMINGTON, IN-- Sneering at a group of drunk sorority girls, Brendan Hart was seen bragging to a different group of bystanders about his lifestyle at a party…
In Memoriam: Students Hold Candlelight Vigil for IMU Burger King
By: Jones BLOOMINGTON, IN- Last Wednesday there was a mournful silence in the IMU, where students massed in a solemn remembrance of the IMU Burger King. The restaurant, known to senior…
Op-Ed: I’m That Guy on a Bike and I Think You’re a Douche Too
By: Fredrick Venus As I ride my bicycle through the streets of Bloomington, I see the faces of hundreds of students, faculty, and screaming homeless people. All of them with…
BREAKING: Area Student Unable to Sleep Without Sound of Roommate Loudly Masturbating
By: Cleetus Haversham BLOOMINGTON, IN – After moving from his dorm in Teter to an off-campus apartment, sophomore Lucas Redding finds himself struggling to sleep without his roommate’s loud nightly masturbation.…
“There’s so Many Dicks I Haven’t Tasted!”, and 9 Other Ways to Break Up With Your Boyfriend
By: Sutton Lee Seymour Breaking up with somebody is one of the hardest things you will ever have to do. However, there are some ways to turn a bad situation…
BREAKING: Senior Shouting “Fresh-Meat” Out of Car Deeply Insecure About the Future
By: Jake Spear BLOOMINGTON,IN – Last Friday, a group of freshmen were verbally assaulted on Jordan Avenue, called "FRESH-MEAT" by Marcus Williams, a senior who is clearly terrified at the…
11 Major Construction Projects for the Bicentennial
By: Flipside Staff Transform IMU into Big Fucking Hole Let’s be real here, the school has been planning to do this since 2015, but after massive student protests, they were…
Mystery Solved! Southeast Neighborhood Crows Found Chopped Up Underneath Forest Hall Floorboards
By: Sutton Lee Seymour BLOOMINGTON, IN – Last Tuesday, IU maintenance crew tearing up a Forest resident’s floorboards found several birds chopped up with others chained alive beneath the floor.…