13 Lesser-Known Olympic Events for Those That Don’t Care About Curling
While the Olympic Games in Pyeongchang are nearly finished, there's still time to watch some amazing feats of athleticism! However, if Curling isn't your thing, check out Flipside's list of…
IU Football Looks to Keep Homecoming Losing Streak Alive
By: Bismo Falcor and Justin TruBRO BLOOMINGTON, IN - Following 6 consecutive losses on homecoming weekend, the Indiana University football team looks to add onto that impressive streak of disappointment…
Calm Down, Brett: Four Ways to Remind Brett that it’s Just Intramurals
By: Gary Goldwater Brett is on another competition-induced rampage. He just proclaimed that if he had a time machine, he would use it to kill one of the referee’s distant…
North Korea Momentarily Invades South Korea to Retrieve Kim Jong Un’s Lost Soccer Ball
By: Bismo Falcor Rising tensions between North Korea and the entire rest of the world came to a head yesterday after the lonesome nation momentarily invaded its southern neighbor in…
Former ATO Members to Host “Little-er 500” for Banned Greek Houses
By: Jonathan Pollock BLOOMINGTON, IN -- With the women's Little 500 race almost here, former members of Greek society Alpha Tau Omega have announced they will be hosting the Delts,…
Little 5 Just Another Week for McNutt Residents
By: Winston Nochill BLOOMINGTON, IN – Many students have already begun celebrating the annual Little 500 week, with students of all majors, backgrounds, and drink preferences joining together to spend…
Indiana University Football Player Suspended from Team after Receiving A on Exam
By: Barry Vile After receiving a solid A this past week on his finite exam, Indiana University’s backup quarterback Mike Austin was suspended from the team for "not living up…
Cubs Attribute Victory to Local Fan’s Insistence on Wearing Lucky Underwear
By: Bismo Falcor Following their historic World Series victory over the Cleveland Indians, the Chicago Cubs finally acknowledged that their victory had less to do with hard work, determination, and…
Family of Roaches discovered in Memorial Stadium Locker Room a Sign of Good Hope for Football Team
By: Barry Vile and Bismo Falcor Following the discovery of a fast-multiplying family of cockroaches in the Memorial Stadium locker room, experts and fans have been gearing up for the…
50 Girls Who Rejected Me in High School
By: Bismo Falcor Today, the Denver Broncos take on the Carolina Panthers in what could very well be one of the greatest match-ups in NFL history. In honor of Super Bowl 50,…