BREAKING: IU French and Italian Department to Separate Due to ‘Overwhelming Sexual Tension’
By: Jake Spear BLOOMINGTON, IN--Due to an increasing inability to focus on classes the IU French and Italian Department, FRIT, decided it's best to separate. Department Chair Massimo Scalabrini released…
BREAKING: IU to Launch New Line of ‘IU-Ds’
By: Picov Andropov BLOOMINGTON, IN – In an effort to combat the rising rate of pregnancy amongst the female student body, Indiana University is launching a new line of “IU-D’s.” “We’re…
How to Weave an Ad for Wheeli into Your Next Essay
By: Jake Spear It can be a bit overwhelming to have professors constantly demanding papers from you. That's why Flipside is here to help teach you how to integrate obvious…
BREAKING: Local Centrist Weighs Pros and Cons Of Everyone Having Rights Before Voting
By: Jack Peebis Given how contentious modern politics can be, with both sides deeply entrenched ideologically, it's interesting the consider the perspective of those in the middle. Steven DuSaille, area…
WARNING: With Halloween Drawing to a Close, the Defenses Holding Back Mariah Carey Are at Their Weakest
By: Picov Andropov and Jake Spear THE ICE REALM, Asgard – As winter ‘proaches nigh, and the elder gods stir, Mariah Carey thunderously warms up her vocal chords, hastily chipping away…
Top 10 Things They Don’t Tell You on Your IU Tour
By: B. Snee What they say: We are building brand new facilities! What you should know: They are opening in 2035 What they say: We have some of the most…
Halloweekend On Its Way! 7 Ways to Flaunt It Without Getting Frostbite
By: Sutton Lee Seymour, Flipside Staff 1) Fishnet leg warmers Why not take these two sexy eighties trends and combine them into one? You'll look like a sexy badass and…
BREAKING: Student Wearing Headphones Totally Desperate to Get to Know You
By: B. Snee BLOOMINGTON, IN – Thursday afternoon, student Nathan Walker tried to start a conversation on a bus with a stranger, Jessica Thompson, who was wearing her headphones at…
Selfless: Freshman Couple on E-Bus Makes Out Without Tongue
By: Maura Less BLOOMINGTON, IN- A freshman couple on the morning E-Bus made waves across campus as they performed their morning snog, without their usual, grotesque display of slobber. For…
Ways that Bernie Sanders Can STILL Win the 2016 Election
By: Jack Peebis Bernie Sanders, millennials’ favorite, is in Bloomington today to express his support for candidate Liz Watson. With his presence, some students are still hoping he can with the 2016…