My 3 day gambling bender
Written by: Jared Reed It just all happened so fast. No, like literally so fast. It started Friday night and by Monday I was back in class. I was at…
BREAKING: Guy in your discussion section argues “Devil’s advocate”
Written by: Owen Baker Picture of Ben about to bring up a terrible point. With just a few words, shockwaves were sent through the walls of BH103, when College of…
A cover letter to be your boyfriend
Bret waiting on his interview with the boyfriend selection committee. written by: Jared Reed To the boyfriend selection committee,Hello, I am writing to express my interest in the Fall 2020…
TENACIOUS: Guy Who Watches ESPN During Class Still Showing Up In-Person
I hate him. by Jack Peebis BLOOMINGTON - In the wake of a global pandemic, many universities have shuttered their windows and have moved their curricula online. Many students are…
5 Things Sitcom Characters Got Away with That Got Me Institutionalized
Why does everything work out for these losers!? By Jimmy Christmas 1. Starting my own spinoff series (Joey from Friends) When Joey from Friends left all his friends and family…
Whoopsie-Daisies! That Hot Tinder Hookup from Last Night was a High School Student
BLOOMINGTON — Last night, SPEA junior Chris Fukova had the time of his life. He partied with his friends, won at beer pong, and even met a girl from Tinder!…
TV’s Doc McStuffins Criticized After Statements Regarding Coronavirus
By Dr. Warvernortzer NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Damn, these TV doctors just can’t seem to quit, huh? Famed television doctor Doc McStuffins appeared on Fox News’ “Hannity” two nights…
EXCLUSIVE: Bernie Sanders Reveals His Top 5 Items on Taco Bell’s Dollar Menu
2/6/2020 By Jack Peebis EXCLUSIVE: Bernie Sanders Reveals His Top 5 Items on Taco Bell’s Dollar Menu Sometimes, when you’re on the go, you need something quick, cheap, and easy.…
How to live in Wells Library for the rest of the semester without getting caught
By Jimmy Christmas 2/6/2020 How to live in Wells Library for the rest of the semester without getting caught So, you finally got kicked out of your apartment because allegedly…
IU Issues General Alert: Something Happening Somewhere, Probably
Peebis, Jack Peebis Students at IU were shocked to see their phones light up with an IU General Alert this past Sunday. The initial shock was that there was an…