Local Student Struggles to Meet Freshman Health Requirement
By: Barry Vile BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Following a relaxing spring break and a moderately active semester, freshman with a high metabolism Sterling Wilson has just one focus on his mind…
Foster Dorm Floor White Board Goes Record 45 Seconds Without Being Covered by Penises
By: Jacopo Inboden BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Last Thursday, Foster RA Peter Johnson was shocked to find that his dorm floor’s whiteboard went a full 45 seconds without being covered in drawings of…
IU Food Hacks
By: Pink Freud