Op-Ed: It’s Time to End Dictator White Privilege
By Frederick Venus As an International Studies major, I have read countless histories of authoritarianism and dictatorships, heard lectures on the plights of citizens under fascism, and lectured on the…
Post-Apocalyptic Area Woman Still Maintains Beauty Regimen
By: Constance T. Nopel BARREN WASTELAND, EARTH— Elated upon discovering a still usable, pink Gillette razor under the radioactive rubble of Washington Monument, area woman Jane Shales told reporters she…