7 Great Excuses for when your Roommate Catches you Masturbating into his Fishtank

By: Phil

1. I was correcting the pH balance
2. You were sleeping and I needed motivation
3. It’s just a prank bro
4. I can’t finish if no one’s watching
5. I have a Jaws fetish
6. I just watched The Little Mermaid and really need this right now
7. We ran out of fish food