By: Sutton Lee Seymour

BLOOMINGTON, IN – Following a recent art project in Indiana University’s Graphic Design 101 class, student and aspiring hentai artist Chester T. Rutherford was reportedly dismayed at the lack of positive reception that his drawing of a naked anime girl bent over and wrapped being engulfed by an alien received from his professor.

“She said that all art forms are legitimate, but then she gave me a D on my project! And when I reported her to the Dean, he just laughed!” Rutherford bemoaned while wiping away his tears and residual Cheeto dust from his custom-made Sailor Moon jacket. “I mean, I’m used to feminazis and normies not understanding my artistic vision, but I thought my drawing of Hanako-chan in her maid-café outfit deserved at least one cat-face emoji in the rubric.”

According to Rutherford, his interest in anime began to manifest in early high school, when it he realized how much he respected women and that trying to have sex with one would “make him no better than those Chads”. He’s been studying and practicing the art of hentai ever since, claiming that big breasts and humanoid cats are “his muse.”

“Hanako-chan is the love my life,” Rutherford said with fondness and pride. “Who needs a flesh-and-blood girlfriend when my darling little cherry blossom has titties like these?”

“I don’t know why he’s complaining,” Rutherford’s professor told reporters. “He’s lucky I even passed him. The shading around the left nipple was horrendous, her left buttocks is noticeably disproportionate, and if that’s what he calls a tentacle, then he should probably re-watch Makai Kishi Ingrid.”