8 Supreme Court Candidates Just As Qualified as Judge Kavanaugh
By: Ariel Gold
The Ghost of Antonin Scalia
-Sure he doesn’t have a corporeal form or basic human decency, but he does have experience.
An Average Poli-Sci Student
-POLS-Y 100 is all you really need in order to define the basis of our legal system
Clone of Ruth Bader Ginsberg
-We don’t think the Supreme Court could handle double the RBG, but if they both speak at the same time, their dissent might actually be loud enough to hear.
My dog Ralph
-He’s a good boy.
Buzzfeed Article Writer
-They‘re conversational in millennial memes and know how to count to at least 7 What more can you ask for in a government official?
The Maintenance Man at Your Apartment Complex
-His policy is “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” But also “If it is broke, still don’t fix it.” He’ll fit right in within our judicial system.
-She’s been in closer contact with actual governmental proceedings than many former judges.
-There is definitely something to be said for passion.