“This is not what I thought Greek Life would be like” Says Confused Freshman After Attending Chi Alpha Meeting
By: Jake Spear BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Following his first meeting Chi Alpha meeting, Freshman Jim Hesler spoke with Flipside reporters expressing his surprise at Greek life on IU campus. "Going…
BREAKING: Brother Jed Awarded Associate Professor Status
By: Robbie McMichael BLOOMINGTON, IN- Last Tuesday the Indiana University Department of Religious Studies hired campus preacher, Brother Jed, as an associate professor. Due to Brother Jed's controversial opinions, this appointment…
The Immortal John Arthos: The Man, The Myth, The Legend
By: Sutton Lee Seymour, Jake Spear, Bismo Falcor In a forgotten classroom in the basement of Sycamore Hall, a humble public and oral communications professor sits at his desk, ferociously…
The 2018 IUSA Circlejerk: Who’s Gonna Come First?
By: Jake Spear It’s election day at IU, and that means it's time to get out and vote for one of 3 nearly identical tickets who just want to pad…
McRobbie to Replace Brick Paths With Polished Marble to Further Reduce Friction
By: Jonathan Pollack BLOOMINGTON, IN-- President Michael McRobbie announced on Tuesday that, as part of new Phase 3 construction across campus, brick pathways throughout campus will be replaced with polished…
Frats Use First Day Back From Probation For Quiet Reflection and Team-Building Activities
By Chip MountGommery BLOOMINGTON, IN – Following the much-anticipated end of the Greek social event ban, fraternities are doing their best to plan the perfect evening of team building and…
15 Great Ways to Boost your Essay’s Word Count!
By: Flipside Staff Midterms are upon us, and for many of us, that will mean writing long essays. We here at the Flipside understand it can sometimes be challenging to…
BREAKING: Online Human Sexuality Class Held on Chat Roulette
By: Stacy Smaum BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Next fall IU will be introducing a radical new online sexuality course which will be taught entirely on Chatroulette and aims to revolutionize the…
9 Signs Your Professor Decided to Fail You on Day 1
He Continuously Mispronounces Your Name as “Fuckhole McGee” If he does it once, you know it’s not a big deal. Everyone struggles with names, especially in the beginning of the…
Local Student Somehow Already 3 Weeks Behind in Readings
By: Bismo Falcor BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Last Tuesday, local Sophomore Anna Henderson panicked in the middle of her history class, following the realization that she was already 3 weeks behind in her…