Local Fraternity Redirects All Philanthropic Efforts Towards Curing Baldness
By: Barry Vile As a way to pay tribute to graduating brother Blake Simmons, the members of social fraternity Mu Gamma Beta have pledged to find a cure for male…
FIJI House Demolition Reveals Ancient Fossils of Hazed Pledges
By: Fannie Wanker BLOOMINGTON, IN--Recent construction efforts to expand the Maurer Law School have uncovered a tar pit filled with fossilized human remains underneath what was once the foundation of…