Pope Francis Confirms God is “Just One of the Guys”
By: Pink Freud VATICAN CITY -- In an official statement issued by the Holy See, His Holiness the Pontiff Pope Francis affirmed the centuries old church doctrine that God is…
Frustrated, Lonely God Creates Universe of Kittens
By: Bismo Falcor In a shocking development, rumors have surfaced that God has created an entirely separate universe populated entirely by kittens just to escape his regretted human race. Flipside…