Hillary Clinton Assures Voters of Her Health, Cites Long Lifespan of Lizard People
By: Joe King DES MOINES, IA — Following concerns of her health, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton assured voters that her fitness would not be an issue due to the extremely…
Op Ed: You Know, I’m Really Starting to think that Bill Clinton DID have Sexual Relations with that Woman
By: Connor Reagan You know, I really am beginning to think that President Bill Clinton did have sexual relations with that woman. It’s been about fifteen years, but the more…