Op-Ed: It’s Time to End Dictator White Privilege
By Frederick Venus As an International Studies major, I have read countless histories of authoritarianism and dictatorships, heard lectures on the plights of citizens under fascism, and lectured on the…
New Study Reveals Bullying Affects Losers Hardest
By: Jonathan Pollock WICHITA FALLS, TX -- A recent study in the prestigious journal Suck It, Nerd! Quarterly has found that, contrary to popular opinion, losers suffer the most at the hands…
Eccentric Billionaire Plans First Water Park on Mars
By: Mike “MC Grandmaster DJ Kool” Jones SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Following the recent discovery of liquid water on Mars, eccentric billionaire Mellon Husk unveiled plans for his next business…