Hydrated Area Man Proud When Pee is Clear
By: Constance T. Nopel
NOBLESVILLE, IN— Following an exhaustive workout at his local gym, Stan Heighway, hydrated man of thirty-three, reportedly felt a twinge of pride for his nearly transparent stream of urine. “Yeah, my pee is clear, I guess. That means I’m healthy, right?” Heighway attributes his remarkable achievement in excretory health to drinking a couple glasses of water here and there. “It’s not like water tastes that great, but—you know. I bring a water bottle when I work out. I mean, it makes sense.” After using the restroom several hours later, Heighway was reportedly pleased to discover that his shit was clear as well.
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I couldn’t agree more. May I add that Hoosiers are so nice we seemtimos take what we represent for granted. In my opinion, the folks planning the Super Bowl did the entire state proud and we should all pitch in to figure out ways to keep the momentum. Nice article.
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Excuse the quality, Lol, you’re funny! Even at my best I can’t piuercts as sharp as these. ;)My dogs nest themselves in our bed too. It’s cute and inconvenient at the same time. If I get up in the middle of the night to pee or to tend to the baby, I come back and one of the mutts has taken my spot and bundled themselves up in the covers. Even though I’m the human and all, I still feel guilty moving them. I’ve even been known to squeeze myself onto the very edge of the bed so I don’t disturb them. >__>
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Yes , thank Indi for a great super bowl! Thank god u had the mildest week in reecnt winter history, I only hope new York is as lucky! Wouldn’t count on it! Thank Orlando for the best NBA allstar game ever, in the best arena in the league ,but everybody knows where the best team is .