Language Wehrmacht Enlists Local Grammar Nazi
By: Constance T. Nopel After years of being called a “Grammar Nazi,” Franz Armbrüster, resident english (Großschreibung, Idiot!) English major, decided to enlist into the Language Wehremacht. As a historical…
FDA Amends Blood Drive Deferral for Satan’s Sexually Sickening Sodomites
By: Constance T. Nopel Sequin-sexuals have rejoiced in the FDA’s announcement to amend its lifetime blood donation deferral for men who have had sex with other men. In response to…