CONGRESSIONAL REPORT: Just In Case You Were Wondering, Everything is Still Fucked
By: Sutton Lee Seymour In a speech following the release of this month's congressional report, that one senator you're kinda familiar with stated, "We would like to let the American…
BREAKING: Senior Shouting “Fresh-Meat” Out of Car Deeply Insecure About the Future
By: Jake Spear BLOOMINGTON,IN – Last Friday, a group of freshmen were verbally assaulted on Jordan Avenue, called "FRESH-MEAT" by Marcus Williams, a senior who is clearly terrified at the…
11 Major Construction Projects for the Bicentennial
By: Flipside Staff Transform IMU into Big Fucking Hole Let’s be real here, the school has been planning to do this since 2015, but after massive student protests, they were…
Interview: Collins Resident Comes Out as Republican
By: Bartholomew Bortles Last Thursday, Collins Resident Wendell Martin came out as Republican to his friends in the Living Learning Center. He faced plenty of backlash for this stunning admission, so…
Mystery Solved! Southeast Neighborhood Crows Found Chopped Up Underneath Forest Hall Floorboards
By: Sutton Lee Seymour BLOOMINGTON, IN – Last Tuesday, IU maintenance crew tearing up a Forest resident’s floorboards found several birds chopped up with others chained alive beneath the floor.…
American Red Cross Begins Liver Donation Campaign Ahead of Little 500
By: Fredrick Venus and Bismo Falcor BLOOMINGTON--Last Thursday, the American Red Cross announced a new campaign for liver donations in preparation for Little 500. "As an organization, it is our…
Little 500 Accident: Drunk Student Walking Near Sample Gates Causes 5 Person Pile-Up
By: Jake Spear After accelerating too quickly through the Indiana Kirkwood crosswalk, Junior Ethan Willis collided with Sophomore Jessica Barthum. The resulting collision left 5 students prone, two students vomiting,…
8 Places I Wish I Hadn’t Seen My Professor Outside of Class
By Ariel Gold and Bismo Falcor At CVS It’s always so weird to see your professors outside of class, but they’re people too. They need their poptarts and toilet paper like…
“This is not what I thought Greek Life would be like” Says Confused Freshman After Attending Chi Alpha Meeting
By: Jake Spear BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Following his first meeting Chi Alpha meeting, Freshman Jim Hesler spoke with Flipside reporters expressing his surprise at Greek life on IU campus. "Going…
Bloomington PD Quaking in Their Boots After Kelley Student Threatens to Call His Dad
By: Fredrick Venus BLOOMINGTON, IN: Last Friday, a noise complaint became a living nightmare after sophomore Rob Smithson threatened responding officers with a call to his father. "We responded to…