Little 5 Just Another Week for McNutt Residents
By: Winston Nochill BLOOMINGTON, IN – Many students have already begun celebrating the annual Little 500 week, with students of all majors, backgrounds, and drink preferences joining together to spend…
National Over-Sized Jersey Shortage Leaves Local Sorority in Panic
By: Mike “MC Grandmaster DJ Kool” Jones Following another busy rush season, sporting goods manufacturers have been unable to keep up with the constant demand of oversized sports jerseys. “It’s like…
Victim of Cannibalism “Asking for It” by Looking Tasty
By: Penny C. Bubblegum A young man in a white tank top that was consumed last night at a house party is now being accused (post-mortem) of causing his own…